There was a comic a few years ago called Kill All Parents about a conspiracy dedicated to killing parents, because nothing motivates a potential superhero like a life-defining tragedy. In it they showed that if they hadn’t blown up their Superman analogue’s homeworld he would have grown up to be a couch potato who never accomplished anything.
Which means that, like me, you are the best kid. Because that’s how it works.
I enjoy the implication here that Jor-El here is kind of a jerk. It’s like some kind of screwed up reverse Sophie’s choice.
I’m the one thing that trumps youngest child, an only child.
I appreciate that you took the time to tag this comic with “hipster,” just for the older son.
Those suspenders on his shirt? Not real suspenders. They are printed on his shirt like a hipster. I am also mad at $300 headphones.
“Nah, I got these from some second hand record shop downtown. They don’t even work, I only wear them cause they look coo-” THE WORLD BLOWS UP
There was a comic a few years ago called Kill All Parents about a conspiracy dedicated to killing parents, because nothing motivates a potential superhero like a life-defining tragedy. In it they showed that if they hadn’t blown up their Superman analogue’s homeworld he would have grown up to be a couch potato who never accomplished anything.