All this Blu-Ray Star Wars hulabaloo has me more certain I will raise my chuldren on just the laserdisc version of the trilogy. This leads to some interesting problems that I think we can relate to now. Kind of like…do you practice the Old Testament, or the King James version of the Bible?
My kids are going to have arguments over blinking ewoks, greedo shooting first, and stormtrooper voices with other families’ kids. Skywalker Ranch will be the new religious conflict zone.
If tom has a full beard, how will we tell if the evil twin has a goatee? We are doomed. Doooooooooomed.
Tune in next week to find out!!!
Also, ten points if you can guess his name!
not babysitting those freak kids